Black Widow: 10 Insanely Dark Moments That Won’t Be Used

Gently cementing its place as the most wildly questionable Marvel series since the dawn of time, The Ultimates 3 legitimately begins with the team watching a home-made adult film of Tony Stark and Natasha Romonoff, which is heavily implied to have been edited by Stark himself.

While this is weird enough, it's amped up all the more by the fact that they are watching this tape as a memorial, as Natasha died in The Ultimates 2, meaning that those gathered are literally trying to honour the memory of a dead woman by watching her sex tape.

It's so bad, so unimaginably disturbing and downright strange, that it immediately becomes the most beautiful parody the human mind can comprehend.

It sort of goes without saying why this one is never going to make it to the big screen - although a version of Black Widow's funeral where this plays would really have enhanced Avengers: Endgame.