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10 Absurd Movie Deaths That A Normal Person Could Have Avoided

10. Russell Franklin (Samuel L. Jackson) - Deep Blue Sea (1999)

http://youtu.be/yMwmqp3GLMc Cause of Death: Eaten by hyper-intelligent shark After just about escaping the jaws of a pack of genetically enhanced super sharks, Franklin looks upon his demoralised team mates and decides it€™s about high time they had a pep talk. Good thinking! But what isn€™t so sensible is delivering said speech while stood directly in front of the very pit they€™ve just climbed from, where said super intelligent sharks live. How To Survive It: Any rationally thinking person, who wasn€™t bound by the laws of movie stupidity of course, would have simply moved the conversation to a safer, dryer spot. That way, instead of dying horribly, Franklin could have joined in with the group while they laughed and poked jeering insults as the shark that emerged to meet no one simply flopped around on the deck like a harmless semi-on.
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