4. Oskar Schindler - Schindler's List
Who He Is in the Movie: The Heavy-Hearted Savior of Thousands
Who He Is in Real Life: The Friend Who Sleeps with All Your Exes I'm grateful that a man like Schindler existed and that he did what he did and that through his efforts many Jews survived the horror that was the Holocaust. This is not an entry to make light of his accomplishments and flat-out say, "You'd hate Schindler in real life." This is to say that his character portrayal in the movie had a very keen interest in all things feminine. Let's not forget that
Schindler's List is funny. Very funny, in fact. There are plenty of scenes played for humor (one of my favorites is when he's hiring a secretary) and the movie refuses to pull any punches to illuminate the womanizing side of the man. And in real life, your girlfriend just wouldn't be safe. He may not go for them when they're dating you, but the moment they step within their single status, Schindler would blow through the "bro code" faster than Charlie Sheen could clear out every street corner in Detroit. Just imagine walking into your dorm room from a hard day of classes in college and finding yourself shouting, "Really, Oskar? That's the fourth one today!"