10 Amazing Futuristic Technologies Utterly Wasted In Their Own Movies

5. Sherlock Holmes (2009) €“ Blackwood€™s Radio Technology

BlackwoodThe Technology It€™s Victorian London, and Lord Blackwood is attempting to take over the government and decides to do it by pretending he is in fact a dark magic wizard. It€™s a strange ruse, but he seems to be doing alright thanks to a combination of sleight of hand, trickery and technology. But king among his innovations is the invention of radio €“ his now-dead scientist was far ahead of inventors with creating a working device, and now Blackwood plans to use it to poison an in-session Parliament by triggering a chemical bomb. After this, he and his inoculated followers €“ most of whom don€™t know they€™ve been inoculated and will just think Blackwood is magic €“ will run the country, using the threat of the dark arts to keep everyone under the jackboot. What They Should Have Used It For Forgive me, but doesn€™t that all seem a little too grand? Pretending you€™re magic must be great and all, but when you€™ve got a world-changing invention at your fingertips you don€™t really need to rely on parlour tricks to bring a country to heel. Really, you can just do it the old-fashioned way €“ money. Money talked in Victorian Britain, and if Blackwood ever decided to patent the radio invention and put it into use, he could€™ve made himself an absolute heap of cash and brought the Parliament to his will through patronage. Remember, radio was a game-changer in all walks of life, and the man who could profit from it all would find himself stupendously rich very quicky. Yes, I guess it would be slow and Blackwood was a megalomaniac but he seemed to be clever and knew that he was a con-artist, implying he€™s capable of conniving with the best of them. If he would have just held on, he could have bought himself a seat in the House of Lords €“ or a particularly corrupt Commons seat €“ and negotiated his way to power through bribery. It wasn€™t something you could put past some of Britain€™s old Prime Ministers and even the Kennedys made their way into power through money and influence, so what€™s stopping Blackwood? Nothing, that€™s what.
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