10 Awful Films Doctor Who Actors Want You To Forget

1. Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

John Barrowman Shark Attack 3
Millennium Films

Well, it's safe to say that the best has been saved until last. Or the worst, as the case may be. John Barrowman has become a globally recognised hero for a new generation for his praised portrayal of Captain Jack Harkness in Doctor Who and its subsequent spin off, Torchwood. Way back when though, he was making films like this.

Shark Attack 3: Megaldon was released into the public domain (more's the pity!) as a straight to video sequel back in 2002 and has become somewhat of an internet sensation for one particularly memorable scene in which John's character, Ben Carpenter, casually asks his co-star Jenny McShane if he can take her home and eat her p***y. Seriously.

The film itself pretty much does what it says on the tin, too. The most menacing and size changing shark to ever rule the waters is mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path (same old, same old) and it's up to John and Jenny to hunt it down before there's no one left to stop its reign of terror. That is, as soon as John stops doing some 'feeding' of his own... *ahem*.

It's so bad, it's good. What did you think of this list? Are there any other awful films starring Doctor Who actors that they'd rather you forget? Share 'em in the comments section below...

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Dan Butler is the Doctor Who Editor at WhatCulture.com. When he isn't writing his own articles or editing other people's, he can be found trawling the internet for gifs of Steven Moffat laughing. Contact him via dan.butler@whatculture.co.uk.