10 Best MCU Characters To Have A Drink With

6. Loki

Tony Stark Robert Downey Jr Iron Man
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Honestly, hanging out with Loki in any state of mind - chemically altered or otherwise - would be pretty fun. You're pretty much guaranteed to get into a series of wild misadventures, regardless of how much you've had to drink. But if you add tequila to that? You better buckle up.

I'm not saying that your drunken escapades with Loki would necessarily be above board. On the contrary, you're almost certain to destroy someone's life, collapse a government, shatter a parallel timeline irreversibly, or subjugate one of the Nine Realms. But be honest: isn't that what you want from a drunken Loki adventure? To hop through time and space with the Tesseract and the scepter, wantonly wreaking Rick and Morty-style havoc across the multiverse?

If your ideal night includes mischief of all shapes and sizes, then Loki is your guy. He IS the god of it, after all. Of course, there's always the chance that they'll get a little out of hand, and you'll end up regretting your night (should you remember it), or worse yet: you might get the Time Variance Authority on your ass. Is that what you want?

Yes?

Oh. Then by all means, proceed.

 
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