10 Best MCU Characters To Have A Drink With

2. Tony Stark

Tony Stark Robert Downey Jr Iron Man
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Hanging out with Tony Stark immediately ups your cool factor. That much is indisputable. But what ups your cool factor even more? Getting hammered with Tony Stark, that's what.

We've seen Tony drink pretty consistently over the course of his MCU run, the highlight of course being his drunken birthday bash in Iron Man 2, which ultimately ended in a knock-down, drag-out brawl between him and Rhodey. Admittedly, that was a personal low point for Tony, but as far as drunken episodes go, it was pretty great.

Tony is - and has always been - a man who knows how to party, but more importantly, he's a man who knows how to drink. Responsibly? Maybe not. But drink? Absolutely. Be it the mile-high stripper party in Iron Man 1, the birthday celebration, or the Mjolnir-lifting competition in Age of Ultron, Tony has never been short on theatricality OR booze.

Ain't no party like a Tony party, 'cause a Tony party has a GOD DAMNED IRON MAN SUIT. Maybe - just maybe - you can endear yourself to him like Peter did, and you could get a suit of your own. Just get him drunk enough.

Side note: when he's drunk, let's call him Tony Stank.

 
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