4. Bikini Bloodbath Christmas (2009)
The third installment of the Bikini Bloodbath series, a series that knows how ridiculous it is, sees a Christmassy theme over the top of the mix of scatological humour and sexual gratuity. Basically, if you want to get a Christmas film for the family, this should not be on your list if you have a 15-year-old son that doesn't leave the house very much and is aroused particularly easily. The series as a whole is a mix of toilet humour, bare breasts, disgusting moments, murderous violence and creepy killers, and the only difference that the final film brings is that it sets this at Christmas. There is very little to get excited about in this film - the violence is portrayed with mediocre effects, the women are of mediocre attractiveness, and the excess vomitting will have you blowing chunks faster than a brussel sprout and tobasco puree. Don't let your children near this; don't let yourself near it. The fact that it realises its built upon unappealing characteristics and pushes the boundaries until they snap can be reasonably endearing, but one attempt to present it was plenty. Setting it at Christmas was overkill in the highest degree. http://youtu.be/h8jd1O4Hu-A
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