5. Johnny Goes To The Shop - The Room
Wiseau ProductionsWell, it could have been any number of scenes from the Godawful masterpiece that is The Room, but this one takes the prize on sheer "WTF did I just see?" factor alone. So this particularly inspired sequence has Johnny (played by the wonderful Tommy Wiseau) going to buy some flowers for his horrid girlfriend, Lisa, and engaging in what is without a doubt the strangest conversation of all time with a florist and her loveable pooch. Um... Firstly, Johnny enters the room at lightning speed, which is just weird it itself, before asking for "a dozen red roses, please." The florist stares and him with a blank expression on her face, and says: "Oh hi, Johnny, I didn't know it was you." Also weird: she's looking right at him. What? They continue to talk over each other in a medley of overlapping dialogue segments, before Johnny swiftly exits (but not before he says: "Hi doggy"). Insanity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S9Ew3TIeVQ