9. Don't Annoy The Serial Killer - SAW Franchise
If you find yourself in the confines of one of Jigsaw's (Tobin Bell) nefarious "traps" in the Saw franchise, then there's usually a pretty good reason for it, for instance, you are a pedophile, have left the scene of a hit and run incident, or have attempted to con someone out of health insurance Whatever your vice is, you're not sitting there wearing a reverse-bear trap head device that is going to slam shut at any given moment driving razor sharp spikes into your face because you're a good person. Which prompts the following piece of advice - don't annoy the serial killer. You might just live a little longer.