10 Important Life Lessons Learned From Every Movie Ever
4. Ventilation Systems Make The Best Hiding Places
Your building has just been taken over by terrorists, and after witnessing one of them murder a colleague, your cry of disbelief has alerted them to your position. There’s only one thing you can do – hide in the ventilation system.
These places are perfect because, despite being located in high-ceilinged rooms without stepladders, they can be accessed in seconds and the slimy foreign terrorists aren’t smart enough to follow. They’ll just fire a few rounds into the vent before they’re distracted by the police.
If you’re in a James Bond film, they’ll be so preoccupied coming up with zingers that they’ll forget about you. After emptying a machine gun into a vent, the villain will say, “I had to ventilate someone” and walk away.