10 Messed Up Marvel Comics Moments We'll Never See In Movies
7. When Hank Pym Used His Powers To Pleasure Janet Van Dyne
The Offending Comic: The Avengers, Vol 3, #71 (2003)
Admittedly, in this issue Hank Pym (aka the original Ant-Man) was only doing what we’d all do if we had superhero powers. Nope, not using them to fight evil and save the world but to enhance our prowess in the bedroom department. At that point working under his Yellowjacket alter ego, Hank used his powers to shrink to microscopic size to give Janet van Dyne the orgasm of her life.
At least that’s what’s alluded to. We don’t actually see what tiny Hank does down there, though we do see him emerge from Janet’s cleavage covered in suspicious looking fluids. Despite being pretty naughty, this was actually one of the nicer moments in Hank and Janet’s notoriously abusive relationship and a refreshing change to him beating her up.
In the MCU, Hank (played by Michael Douglas) appeared a bit past his prime in 2015’s Ant-Man so we can’t imagine him engaging in any energetic sex acts even with the help of super powers. Even so, we think it’s very unlikely that we’d see such a sex scene in Marvel’s largely family-friendly movies … even if it would be fun.