10 Most Ridiculous Monster Movies Of All Time

The best Elves and Nazis movie ever shot in Colorado (in 1989, anyway), Elves stars Grizzly Adams himself, Dan Haggerty, as a homeless ex-cop who realizes that elves are in fact Nazi genetic experiments whose leader will mate with a virgin on Christmas Eve to produce the leader of the Fourth Reich. As is explained in The Book of Revelation.

What he doesn’t know is that the virgin in question is kindly waitress Kirsten, who when she’s not drawing naked chicks with “Art deco boobs” or having her ablutions interrupted by her potty-mouthed brother, is being knocked around by her Nazi grandpa, who is also her father. Gramps, you see, impregnated his own daughter to sire Kirsten, whose destiny is to produce a master race of Nazi Elves.

Mounted on a budget too low to pay for decent effects, with a "labyrinthine" plot credited to three writers, Elves doesn't take itself too seriously, but it's still difficult to say how much of the humor is intentional. When mankind is threatened by cheap-looking creatures and only Grizzly Adams can save the day, it's best to try and get on the movie's wavelength and accept it for what it is.