10 Movie Bars You Should Probably Avoid On A Pub Crawl

7. Mos Eisley Cantina Bar aka The Chalmun's Cantina - Star Wars

mos eisley hand The image above says it all really. The Cantina Bar in the original Star Wars is not for the weak of heart. Don't be taken in by those funny looking musicians and fury creatures that make up the background. The majority of the regulars are cold hearted smugglers and bandits and bounty hunters who would kill you as soon as look at you. Sure if you were there during the famous Greedo/Solo confrontation then you might be able to confirm who really did shoot first but any other day of the week you might become the focus of an inebriated Ponda Baba who doesn't like the look of your pretty boy face and would love the opportunity to rearrange it free of charge. Even world famous Star Wars nerd Kevin Smith described the Cantina as "That f***ed up bar" in his script for Dogma, and if Smith says it then it must be true. Just make sure not to hang out with any of those stupid Jedi's though as they really know how to kill your buzz. This one time I saw one of them chop a guys arm clean off. A**eholes.
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