10 Movie Characters Who Ruined EVERYTHING

4. The Newlyweds - Army of the Dead

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Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead is many things - it's also the only movie on this list where a zombie apocalypse was caused by a blowjob of all things.

In the film's very first scene, we're introduced to a newlywed couple in Las Vegas, and while taking their first drive as hubby and wife, the lady decides to administer oral sex to her fella, who also happens to be driving the car.

In a terminal case of bad luck, though, the couple also happen to be driving in the opposite direction as a U.S. military convoy which counts a zombie among its cargo. 

And so, the road head causes the couple's car to crash into the vehicle housing the zombie, allowing the creature to break free, head into Las Vegas, and start infecting people, causing the entire undead plague in the process.

This all happened because a pair of horndog newyleds just couldn't wait to get back to their hotel room.

 
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