10 Movie Characters Who Should Run For President In 2020

7. Drake - Blade Trinity

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Handsome, charismatic, literate and very, very evil, only Dracula’s accent prevented him from entering previous Presidential races, so once he changed his name to Drake in Blade Trinity and began talking (and dressing) like a character from Twilight, the world was his for the taking. And who would’ve thought that he was hiding in Iraq all this time?

In true American style, Drake is all about using the underclass as cattle, and establishes “blood farms” where the poor are harvested for their blood. So contemptuous of human life that he’ll use a baby as leverage, he has a bright future in politics – despite his strange taste in music.

There are several reasons why voters would resist him, though, the first and most obvious being his complete and utter contempt for the Blade franchise. This is the character who appeared in the worst Blade film and helped torpedo the series, and when Blade returns to our screens (because he must) nobody will be asking, “What about Drake?”

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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'