10 Movie Characters Who Should Run For President In 2020

Heir to the Thorn millions, Damien is the prophesied anti-Christ who will rise from the sea of politics and turn man against his brother until man exists no more. For the son of the Devil, though, he does have an inordinate number of “tells”, including an inversion to religion and a “mark of the beast” tattoo.

Handsome, charismatic and good with dogs, Damien is a born orator capable of convincing his followers to kill in his name – essential traits in a politician. So ambitious that he killed his own stepfamily to further his career, Damien wants nothing less than world domination and only the Seven Sacred Daggers of Megiddo can stop him.

According to the Book Of Revelation, it is not seven daggers that precede apocalyptic events but the sound of seven trumpets, sounded by seven angels. In Norse mythology, however, the sound of a single trumpet is enough to bring on the Viking apocalypse Ragnarok.

Now wait a minute: “trumpet” is clearly a misspelling of “Trump Pence” and Ragnarok is obviously a reference to Thor: Ragnarok, due for release in October 2017. Don’t go making too many future plans.