10 Movies That Sold Themselves On Crotches Alone

5. Moonwalker (1988)

There are two things that pop icon Michael Jackson will forever be remembered for (aside from the many unfortunate allegations he faced over the years). Number one is his great music; from Billie Jean, Rock With You, Don€™t Stop Til You Get Enough, The Way You Make Me Feel and so on and so forth. Number two is the man's dance moves - from the moonwalk to his infamous crotch grab. Nowhere are you going to find all of this wrapped up in such a neat little package than with MJ's vanity project Moonwalker. Rather than featuring one continuous narrative, the film is a collection of short films about Jackson, several of which are long-form music videos from Jackson's Bad album. The video for his song Smooth Criminal puts his dance moves on full display as Jackson plays some sort of gangster (or smooth criminal, if you will) as he takes out bad guys left and right while grabbing his private parts unabashedly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4 If you're under the age of twenty it may be hard to remember but there was a time when Michael Jackson was indeed the baddest mo'fo on the face of the planet!