3. The Terminator/Terminator Salvation (?)
Okay, so maybe you believe that this is already getting remade or rebooted or whatever they're doing with this, but can you actually, genuinely believe that it's happening right now?
Terminator Salvation isn't even that old - it only came out in theatres four years ago, and Hollywood is already mounting plans to launch a brand spanking new franchise with its remains. I'm not sure what route they're even going down for with this one, because it's being branded as a remake slash reboot, but Arnold Schwarzenegger is still going to be it as well? I don't know what that means. Is it a sequel, then? And why would anybody design a terminator that looked like an old Arnie? That doesn't make sense. As you can tell, then, there are a lot of questions flying around at the moment, and I guess this is going into production right now because... well, Schwarzenegger isn't getting any younger, is he? It's also rumoured to be called
Terminator: The Last Battle as of late, but it's also rumoured to be the first in a new trilogy of movies, which means that title seems out of place and I'm genuinely going insane.
Will It Suck? I don't know! I don't know what's happening anymore! What do you want from me?!