10 Outrageous Japanese Films Hollywood Wouldn't Dare Remake

5. Big !*$% Zombie

Big Tits Zombie
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From the director of the immortal classics Killer Pussy and Sumo Vixens comes Big !*$% Zombie, but don’t go expecting a stupid one-note travesty along the lines of Strippers Vs Zombies. In Japan, they know how to do this sort of thing with wit and invention.

You’ve to love a 3D zombie movie that opens with real-life porn star Sola Aoi playing a chainsaw-wielding stripper fighting a seemingly unwinnable battle against the undead, but the best is yet to come. Flashbacks reveal the dead returned to life when a fellow stripper chanced across a copy of the Book Of The Dead and began reading passages aloud, and we all know what that means.

One of the side effects of being transformed into a walking ghoul in this film is being able to spider walk with flames shooting out of your nether regions, something not even Peter Jackson dared put on film in Braindead. There’s also a zombie with a detachable head, a female sumo contest and all the samurai dismemberment you’d expect in a film like this, so what are you waiting for?

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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'