7. Deadly Weapons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKCoPpcOzk4 Doris Wishman's 1974 sexploitation classic Deadly Weapons is one of the most ridiculous ideas ever put to film. The premise revolves around a busty advertising executive named Crystal (Chesty Morgan) whose boyfriend is murdered by gangsters, so to get revenge, she decides to seduce each man, drug them, and then smother them to death with her gigantic rack. Hilarious, absurd, and simply too good to be true, right? Wrong. Just two months ago, a 50-year-old woman was arrested, accused of smothering her boyfriend to death with her chest. The perpetrator, Donna Lange, weighed almost 20 pounds more than her lover and was only an inch shorter, so was able to overpower him during a drunken argument and then suffocate him with her breasts. Of all the movie plots I thought some day might come true, this sure isn't one of them...
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