1. Mayor McCheese
According to this honorable politico's page on the McDonald's Wiki (which exists) "Mayor McCheese is the Mayor of McDonaldland" and "has an enormous cheeseburger for a head." Archibald McCheese (I just made up that first name) is easily the most impeccably dressed of all Mayors anywhere. From the ground up, he's got those shoe-cover thingies, a slimming pair of pinstripe pants, a Mayor sash over a tails coat over a waistcoat, a flower in his lapel, glasses on a string, leather gloves and a D'Orsay style top hat resting ever so gingerly atop his bun. Unfortunately for the fashion-forward Mayor McCheese, McDonaldland is cesspool of crime. Hamburglaries left and right, child abductions by the always creepy Ronald McDonald and Grimace.... doing whatever Grimace's big purple ass does. He's vowed to end Happy Meal Gang violence once and for all, but he's drowning slowly in a ball pit of despair. Only his enormous cheeseburger for a head can keep him afloat. McDonaldland Empire. This summer on HBO.