3. The Shark That Just Wanted To Be A Stage Performer
Or at least that's the impression we got. By the end of The Revenge, ol' Bruce is tagged with a detector that can be hit with pulses to royally p**s him off, yet I doubt even that is enough for him to defy physics and evolution in one moronic sequence. The ending of the film sees the shark dive up in the air, stay suspended long enough for us to believe our eyes, just in time to develop surprise vocal chords and roar at the boat and its evil, evil shocks. Literally, the shark hangs like a glove puppet on the hand that has passed out at this point and roars better than Simba ever could. Its a generally accepted theory that the shark was a stage performer all along, travelling around the world to display his incredible rendition of Cats to Ellen, and taking the harsh criticisms of Sean a little personally.