10 Rom-Coms That Will Help You Connect With The Ladies

4. You've Got Mail (1998)

you've got mail Is there anything more intimidating than a tough, owns-her-own-business buisnesswoman? They are so smart and efficient, as approachable and majestic as Mount Fuji. Too bad there isn€™t a movie that gives pointers on how to connect with those sorts of ladies. Oh wait, there is. You€™ve Got Mail. How do you infiltrate this woman€™s heart? Easy. Break her. Step on in there and shut down her business. What if she doesn€™t own a business per se, but still fits into this category? Simply find her life€™s work, the thing she€™s dedicated all her time and energy to, and destroy that. As we always see in rom-coms, it is best to do it in a fun fashion. Burning her shop down most likely won€™t achieve the same results as, say, buying the building her shop is in and jacking up the rent. And once she€™s lost everything, and once she sees how powerful you are, the two of you are as good as married.
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