10 Strangest Movie Weapons Ever

1. Dildo - Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels

Lock, Stock and Snatch are two of my favourite films, Snatch being the better of the two. But what Snatch doesn't have, is death by dildo.

So, Hatchet Harry is a man you want to pay, if you owe. Otherwise, the nearest weapon will be wrapped around your skull. In this case, as Statham says: "15 inch, black, rubber c**k." A man is destroyed with a dildo, mauled with a massager, and hit with a B*STARD RUBBER HAMPTON!

Simply number one because of the circumstances and the embarrassment (and fear) it must conjure up and given out to the characters, and possibly viewers, of Lock, Stock. Given the relatively grounded nature of these kinds of films, it's certainly strange to kill someone with a fake penis.

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