10 Terrifying Horror Movie Outbreaks

Movie: Every zombie movie ever.

Contracted by: Bites, blood drops in your eye, "space spores", air pathogen, etc.

Symptoms: You come back from the dead and look at the planet like an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Cure: Run?

Pick your poison: Do you want to go old school with the living dead walking around all slow with a taste for brains? Maybe you'd prefer your zombies on steroids, sprinting like crazy after you, all hopped up on the rage virus? They could totally flare up and get all twisted and mutated. If all else fails, just chain up your bestie in the shed out back and fire up the playstation.

If you absolutely just didn't follow the rules and you've got poor cardio, then you'd better hope you rediscover your humanity and fall in love with a live person before her father kills you.