10 Things Everybody Gets Wrong About 2015's Biggest Movies

3. "You Definitely See Some D*** In Fifty Shades Of Grey"

What Everyone Thinks: You definitely see some of Christian Grey's (Jamie Dornan) penis in the movie, right? There's that shot where he pulls his pants down and you sorta, kinda see something? Maybe? The Truth: You actually only see the faintest glimpse of Mr. Grey's johnson in the movie as he removes his underwear, but you absolutely don't see anything that could realistically be considered graphic full-frontal male nudity by any means. Considering that this was supposed to be an R-rated smut-fest, it proved surprisingly (and disappointingly) tasteful, veering away from close-up genital shots and ultimately evoking the feel of a gorgeously-shot softcore porno. So while the bored housewife demographic (at whom the movie was largely aimed) might giggle at the almost-nudity and talk with their friends over afternoon tea about how they saw Dornan in the buff, they really barely got a glimpse.