10 Upcoming Movies That Nobody Asked For
8. Animal Crackers
We've seen movies based on board games to emojis and virtually everything in between but just when you thought the well of creativity in Hollywood couldn't run any drier, along comes a family-friendly animated movie about biscuits to prove everybody wrong. F**king biscuits!
The premise of Animal Crackers is just as ridiculous and depressing as you imagined it would be; a family inherit a circus (as you do, apparently) and find a magical box of the titular snack that turns people into the animal they have just eaten. Hijinks will ensue, characters will learn important life lessons and everything will result in a happy ending, no doubt.
If you think that's bonkers, wait until you see who is starring in this thing. Real-life couple John Krasinski and Emily Blunt play the leads, Ian McKellen takes the role of main villain while the rest of the cast is a who's who of what-the-f**kery that includes Danny DeVito, Sylvester Stallone, Patrick Warburton and Gilbert Gottfried of all people.
Outside of the sheer curiosity factor, in an increasingly-crowded market for animation this movie is surely destined to bomb, even with a budget of just $17m. Animal Crackers hits theaters on April 27, not than anyone really cares.