7. Die Another Day
The worst Bond in recent memory has it all: laughably bad CG effects, an Aston Martin equipped with Adaptive Camouflage and a Madonna theme song. Madge also appears in the film, and delivers a line that has a shot at being the worst zinger ever delivered in a Bond film: I dont like cockfights. Come to think of it, Die does so much wrong, its a wonder Arnold Schwarzenegger doesnt appear as a cat-stroking villain. Not only has Bond developed the ability to will himself into (and out of) cardiac arrest, but the Korean villain transforms into Toby Stephens courtesy of DNA replacement therapy, and just when you think it cant get any sillier, along comes hammy John Cleese to sell 007 an invisible car. This is what happens when the writers of Johnny English meet the director of Along Came A Spider.