10 Worst Sci-Fi Sequels Of All Time

6. Alien Vs. Predator

AlienVsPredator Picture the scene. We are in a massive boardroom, there is cigar smoke everywhere, there are pretty girls rushing about and there is evidence of cocaine use on the huge oak table. Shadowy figures are discussing the next big movie in Hollywood and someone has come up with the idea that might just ensure the studio another plane load full of cash. Studio Exec: Hey, I have an idea. Studio Boss: Yes Crowther, pray tell me your thoughts. I am keen to see what you come up with after your excellent ideas about The Terminator and Robocop franchises. Studio Exec: Well, that alien monster thing from the movie Alien is pretty cool and I was thinking it would be pretty awesome if he, like, had a fight with that monster thing from that other film we made, you know the one with Arnie in? Studio Boss: Crowther, you will have to be more specific old bean, all our films have Arnie in them! And all our films have cool monster things in them! And don€™t forget explosions and pretty girls, you know I like explosions and pretty girls. Studio Exec: I was getting to that sir; the film I am thinking of is Predator. I think it will be cool to have the alien type monster thing from Alien, fight the alien type monster thing from Predator. And, of course, it will have explosions and pretty girls. Though due to the economic climate we can€™t afford Arnie, but I hear Ewen Bremner is available. Studio Boss: (Smiling, lights another Cuban cigar and indicates to one of the girls to pour him another brandy) Crowther, you€™ve done it again, you€™ve done it again!
 
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