Remember Paul Blart: Mall Cop? Remember how, gazing upon its awfulness, you felt your soul drifting away into nothingness as you began to question the nature of every decision you'd made up until that point? Us, too. Paul Blart: Mall Cop, for all intents and purposes, should never have existed in the first place - nor should have any Kevin James movie, to be totally honest. It's called Paul Blart: Mall Cop, for God's sake. His name is "Paul Blart." For some reason that we assume can never be explained logically, then, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is something that you will be able to pay real world money to see come some time in 2015. Maybe it's because Paul Blart: The Original made a frankly mind-boggling $183 million dollars at the box office on a budget of $26 million. Okay, so that's fairly logical from a business point of view, but it also proves that there are a hell of a lot of idiots on Earth. Like this article? What have we missed? Let us know in the comments section below.
Sam Hill is an ardent cinephile and has been writing about film professionally since 2008. He harbours a particular fondness for western and sci-fi movies.
