11 Actors Who Literally Never Act

3. Jeff Goldblum

Jason Statham
Universal Pictures

Do they even bother handing him a script anymore, or do they just let him know what wardrobe choices to make? The man, the myth, the legend has been Jeff Goldblum-ing all over his roles since the 1970's. His unique vocal inflection, camera flirtation, and eccentric personality are all perfect fits for Wes Anderson and Taika Waititi films.

Dr. Ian Malcom is David Levinson is Mac (the leader of the fuzzy aliens). Do you blame the fly that wanted to get in on the Goldblum action? The thing is, I'm not even mad if he never changes. The world loves when Goldblum plays basically himself in blockbuster movies such as Thor: Ragnarock and Independence Day. Heck, we were upset that there wasn't MORE Goldblum in Jurrasic World: Fallen Kingdom.

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