12 Dumbest Action Movie Weapons

8. Crotch Gun - From Dusk Til Dawn

Beverly Hills Cop 3
Dimension Films

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want any amount of miniature explosive going off near my junk. That's what gunpowder is, essentially.

But, two questions still stand:

What about the kick-back from each shot of that thing?

And how do you move it aside to go to the toilet without it accidentally going off?

For comedic effect, Sex Machine's crotch gun in crime/vampire hybrid From Dusk Til Dawn gets full marks. It's just in the practical sense, it really seems a bit... risky.

What if he's really pleased to see someone, or sits down too quickly and shoots himself...

In fact, the more I think about, the more this gun doesn't make any real sense. Like how he fires it, or even how each shot loads considering the chambers don't align with the barrel.

Or how weird it must look to reload it... the list goes on.

Logistically, this flashy piece is a nightmare for so many different reasons. I mean... he's a biker, isn't he? Surely it can't be that comfortable to sit near a bike's petrol tank with that thing primed near it.

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