12 Horror Sequels You Should Die Before You See

Ant Man himself, Paul Rudd, gets an early lead role in this sequel, which is apt because it’s one of the funniest slasher movies you’ll ever see.

Michael Myers no longer resembles John Carpenter’s creation – he’s now a servant of Druids that conduct their business in an underground bunker, dress like Emperor Palpatine and contact Michael using their very own Bat Signal, a constellation of stars that only appears on October 31st. The constellation is in the shape of a thorn, so the symbol is tattooed on the wrist of every member, including Myers, something every previous and future movie forgets to mention.

Michael’s niece Jamie, who is now 15, is first shown giving birth and if you watch the “legendary” Producer’s Cut, it’s strongly hinted that Michael is the father. By ‘strongly hinted’, we mean someone pops the paternity question to his face (or mask, whatever) and Myers, being Myers, says nothing. Because he’s Michael Myers. Who says nothing. So the question is left hanging, which is a good thing because Mikey’s not really a family albums and PTA meetings kind of guy, you know?

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