9. Leonardo DiCaprio Orico Credit Cards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_uhKfN_V3M Scuttlebutt (like gossip with its reputation in tatters) has it that DiCaprio has attempted in the past to legally suppress these commercials from being uploaded and streamed online, so distressed was he about their potential effect on his public image. He needn't have worried, if thats true: he comes across rather well, despite his sprout face. The earnest young man plays a tall debonair pre-teen secret agent/policeman, busting doors and cracking heads, taking down purse-snatchers and rescuing children from being trapped in lifts. Hes a dynamic go-getter! But he keeps causing expensive property damage, or buying whole trolleys of fruit. How on earth will he pay for it all this time? Ill give you one guess, and if its not using his Orico credit card, then Im afraid Ill have to confiscate your brain for the war effort on the grounds that youre failing to use it properly.
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