12 Upcoming Sequels That Absolutely Nobody Wants

11. XXX 3: The Return Of Xander Cage

Somebody really needs to take Vin Diesel aside and talk to him about his addiction to franchises. For a man who once bailed on 2 Fast 2 Furious and xXx 2: The Next Level he€™s really making up for lost time. He€™s got The Fast And The Furious franchise, the Riddick movies and he tried his best to make a series out of The Last Witch Hunter too (which seems unlikely). Now he intends to go back to Xander €œxXx€ Cage a full fifteen years after he played the part. Cage was designed to be a €œcool€ alternative to Bond and was originally intended to launch a new franchise for Vin. It didn€™t get good reviews but it did well enough at the box office. He then left the sequel which replaced his character with one played by Ice Cube. It bombed and a hopeful franchise was dead in the water. Now Vin wants to revive it because he€™s presumably uncomfortable starring in something that doesn€™t have a number in the title. There doesn€™t seem to be much excitement about this news though and if there are any hardcore Xander Cage fans out there they€™ve kept quiet about it. The sequel would also have to undo Cage€™s off-screen death in The Next Level, but since nobody saw that it shouldn't be a big problem.
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