12 Weirdest Pieces Of Movie Merchandise Ever Created

9. 300 Spartan Leather Briefs

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If Zack Snyder’s 300 is anything to go by the Spartans of Ancient Greece fought all their battles half-naked. Luckily for all the sartorially-minded fellas out there it isn’t just Gerard Butler who gets to rock 300’s smoulderingly sexy yet highly impractical battle look.

For under $100, a pair of officially licenced Spartan-style briefs can be yours – an absolute steal considering they’re lovingly crafted from genuine leather and feature a fetching codpiece designed to “protect your crown jewels during LARP battles”.

If LARPing isn’t your scene, the leather briefs also make for an ideal costume for Halloween or fancy dress parties as long as you don’t mind people staring at your crotch all night or possibly catching hypothermia. The old shrinkage factor shouldn’t be a problem either as the ample codpiece will disguise any noticeable shrivelling. Truly a must-have for any fashion-forward gentleman’s wardrobe.

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