5. The Human Centipede
Theres only two conceivable reasons a sane person could opt for The Human Centipede for a Netflix and chill date: a) theyve been living under a rock and genuinely dont know that its one long gross-out fest or, b) they are stupid and think theyre choosing a Richard Attenborough documentary about creepy-crawlies though thats still a pretty strange Netflix choice. Awkward watching not only because it largely revolves around crazed surgeon Dr Josef Heiter surgically connecting the mouths and anuses of people he has kidnapped together, the acting is pretty hammy too. But hats off to the actors that play Heiters victims, because it must have been pretty weird being buried face deep in your co-stars rectums for the majority of filming. Naturally this goes for its sequels, the imaginatively titled Human Centipede 2 and Human Centipede 3, too which are basically the same premise expect with more and more mouths and rectums each time. Basically, after watching youll never want to go near another orifice again which kind of defies the point of Netflix and chill.