13 Greatest Anti-Christianity Movies Ever

7. Night Of The Demon

"Oh yes, I don't think it would be too amusing for the youngsters if I conjured up a demon from hell for them."

Tired of a distant acquaintance always plaguing social gatherings with their infectious colds and sickness bugs? Has that guy at the bus stop finally gone one step too far with his drunken singing and conspiracy theories about jam production? Night of the Demon might well have the answer, my long-suffering friends. A good Christian conscience would tell you to turn the other cheek and embrace the endless torrents of acrid, lumpen bile spilling from your skull, meekly accepting that slurred rendition of 'Lady in Red' echoing around your aching head until the bleak fringes of dawn finally begin to creep over the vomit-spattered tiles. Hell, on the other hand, would never stand for this norovirus-led injustice. Any Satanic entity worth their salt would invite you to take some well-deserved revenge on someone stupid enough to knowingly take contagious viruses into a social setting, let alone publicly advertise them in the full knowledge that any phobics present are too polite to flee in sheer terror. As for singing Chris de Burgh's back catalogue in a public space - that's unforgivable at any time, but on the journey home from a long day at work would rot the ears of Lucifer himself. Fellow emetophobes and commuters: embrace the arcane runes and summon a terrifying lesson into the world for a night. Sure, appealing to Hell isn't the most level-headed solution to social faux pas, but why should living nightmares remain the sole preserve of the thoughtless and inconsiderate?