13 Reasons Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Was The Stupidest 2014 Movie

6. "We've Just Discovered The Turtles, But Handily We Have These Four Purpose-Built Turtle Draining Pods"

When it is revealed that Eric Sacks has been a bad guy all along (the least surprising thing of all time, since everyone thought he was the Shredder anyway when he was cast), he says to April that he thought his life's work had been ruined for 15 years when the mutated baby Turtles were lost. But then, when the Turtles are captured - something like half a day later in the timeline of the movie - Sacks imprisons them in a lab that handily has four big chambers capable of housing full sized Turtles and draining their blood of the mutagen. When did he build them? Why did he keep them for 15 years? Isn't that pretty much the worst financial planning for a multi-national corporation?