13 Reasons Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Was The Stupidest 2014 Movie

7. Raphael Has A "Fatally" Cracked Shell For All Of About 8 Seconds

Bay's version of Raphael has evolved from the Turtle with 'Tude he always was in the comics (and in the original series of movies) to a Roid Raging hulk with a short fuse and issues with authority, who isn't really a team player. Obviously, he would be the one who ends up having to rescue all of his brothers when Shredder captures them and attempts to drain them of blood, because it meant some personal growth for him. Naturally, he ends up taking on Shredder single-handedly and getting his shell handed to him - almost in tiny pieces as Shredder stomps on him, but luckily loses interest before he dies (for literally no reason whatsoever) and leaves him in a broken mess on the floor. He recovers, but acknowledges that his shell is broken and he's fragile (he requests that it is taped up for protection). But then, like a matter of minutes later, he's hurling himself shell first at quick-moving vehicles to take them out. He should have died on the spot, the idiot.