13 Reasons Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Was The Stupidest 2014 Movie

5. The Incredible Teleporting Shredder

When Shredder almost kills Raphael, before wandering off because he presumably has something better to do than kill literally the remaining most powerful person capable of ruining everything, he's the last villain on site, as Sacks has already run off back to his city centre base to enact the next phase of the plan. We see him leave in his helicopter. But, as well as being a 90 year old ninja wizard with a ridiculous physique for someone so close to the grave, Shredder apparently has that same gene as Bruce Wayne that helps people teleport places really quick without ever having to explain it. Because as Sacks arrives in New York, Shredder is already there, punching numbers into the terminal to let off the killer poison as the helicopter flies over his head. How the hell did he manage that?