Release Date: April 17th The Plot: Paul Blart (Kevin James) is back, and this time, he's off to Vegas. Blart is headed to Sin City to attend a Security Guard Expo when he unearths a plot to rip off a Vegas hotel, spearheaded by the evil Head of Security (Neal McDonough). Blart falls on his a** a lot, fights an Ostrich-like bird, and utters terrible lines of dialogue such as "Security is a mission..not an intermission." What else do you need to know? Why It's Awful: It's been clear since day one that Mall Cop 2 would just rehash the original premise with a few changes (the setting, and Blart has a few security guard buddies this time), and given how reviled the original movie was, this is likely to be much, much worse. After all, is anyone really expecting this film to have the meta, self-deprecating qualities of a sequel like 22 Jump Street?
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