14 Life Lessons You Can Learn From Jurassic Park

3. It's Heartbreaking When You're Eating Some Jelly And Then The Raptors Come

Jurassic-Park-Jello What should you do after consecutive attempts on your life by dinosaurs? Eat a late lunch, of course. Does any one else ever wonder why this scene is so memorable? Really all Lex and Tim are doing is being the greedy things children are made out to be. They've got their cake and their weird-looking broccoli and their puddings: and then it all goes tits up again. Audiences think Lex is shaking because she's all of a quiver due to the raptors behind Tim. But actually, she's really shaking with rage because all she wanted to do was sit down and eat a nice bowl of luminous green jelly and get herself back together, and now those bloody dinosaurs have come and interrupted YET AGAIN. JESUS CHRIST.
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I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).