11. Two Fistfuls Of Phallic - The Evil That Men Do
There was once a man who walked the Earth named Charles Bronson, and he rivalled Chuck Norris in sheer cheesy toughness. Typically cast as a tough-guy, by the 80s Bronson had been relegated to B-class action films, where he kind of became a parody of himself. Fortunately, this led to films like the gloriously boring 10 To Midnight, The sleep-inducing Death Wish V: The Faces of Death, and the violently amusing The Evil That Men Do. In the latter film, Charlie plays an former CIA assassin who is brought out of retirement by the death of a friend. Whatever the film lacks in originality it makes up for in the genital torture department. In the scene, Bronson is at a ramshackle bar in Guatemala, where a local heavy kisses on his girlfriend and insults American beer. Being a huge fan of domestics, Charlie grabs the goon out of his chair by his short and curlies and drops him to the floor. He then places a foot on the guy's neck and proceeds to lift him up by by his dill and kiwis... using both hands. The twisting and pulling occurs with such awesome disregard that most men will be on their knees by the time the guy in the scene passes out. All in the name of beer.
My name is Alejandro.
I answer to Alex, Al the pal, Uncle and various other pet names. I was born and raised in Los Angeles and currently live in San Diego, Ca. Being a native Southern Californian, I have been spoiled by good weather, beautiful women , celebrity sightings and diverse culture.
I have a season pass to Disneyland and despite this, I still consider it to be the happiest place on earth.
I am an avid film geek and gamer. There are many reports of expletives omitting from beyond my bedroom door during marathon sessions of Call Of Duty.
I spend a lot of my free time writing, playing/producing music and playing bass in a 90's cover band called The Big Lewinsky (www.facebook.com/thebiglewinskyband).
I also enjoy iphone-ography with my 4- in-1 Ollo clip and gorilla tripod along with the countless apps available for photo editing.
My favorite films of all-time (currently) are The Godfather, The Shawshank Redemption, The Exorcist and anything by Stanley Kubrick, except Barry Lyndon...and maybe Lolita.
