11. Kevin James Falls Over Again...And Again - Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
The Moment: Kevin James falls over after getting hit by a car while riding along on a Segway. Then he falls over when he gets kicked by a peacock. Then he falls over again when he runs full-speed into an extremely clean plate glass window. Why It's Going To Suck: Because it's the only joke the movie has, and it's the only joke the first movie had too. Some measure of paying audiences apparently like seeing fat people fall over ad nauseum, and for that demographic, it looks like Mall Cop 2 is going to bring home the bacon. For everyone else? It's lame, inoffensive crud that clogs up the multiplexes and nothing more. ...And The Rest Of The Movie?: "Lame, inoffensive crud" pretty much covered it. Kevin James is, believe it or not, a talented comic when he wants to be, but his skills are squandered on lowest common denominator crap like this.
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