13. Hardware Store Toilet (Jackass: The Movie)
Dave England, Jackass' self-proclaimed 'professional sh**ter', is the first to get involved whenever there's a skit involving faecal matter. In this case, Dave enters a hardware store, casually sits on one of the toilets that are for sale, opens up a newspaper and defecates in to the toilet before walking out without a care in the world, much to the obvious surprise of those in the store at the time. In the build-up to the skit, Dave was so desperate to use the toilet on the way to the store that the first attempt resulted in him making a mess in his pants on the way - a scene that was also used in the movie.