12. One Big Pile Of Sh*t (Jurassic Park)
It's time for Jeff Goldblum's Ian Malcolm now, stating the obvious. During the ultimately ill-fated test tour around Jurassic Park, Ellie Sattler and Alan Grant exit the moving tour vehicle after Ellie sees something in the distance. It turns out that she had seen a sick triceratops being attended to by Jurassic Park staff and wanted to take a closer look. Malcolm follows and, after Sattler decides that she wants to investigate the dinosaur's droppings to find out if something it had eaten was the cause of the sickness, tentatively approaches a large pile of it before declaring "that is one big pile of sh*t".