Here is your essential Obsessed with Film guide on how to survive today as it's Friday the 13th. Not just any ordinary Friday the 13th either, it's one that takes place a couple of weeks before Halloween!!!!! 1. If your not a virginal tomboy girl with a boyish name like Sidney, Laurie or Nancy... then make sure you stick around one all day. It's your only chance of survival! 2. Don't smoke/have premarital sex/drink alcohol... come on guys this is the basics!! 3. Lock the front doors and windows. If killer is inside, don't run up the stairs!!! 4. Don't waste your time running to the cops. They will only make matters worse when they don't believe you and you will only drag them into the killer's path. 5. Watch all the horror films you can, especially the whole Friday the 13th series, in order. 6. Keep out of the woods/empty school/basement/cemetary/creepy stangers house. 7. Don't go hunting when you hear strange noises... it only causes trouble. 8. If your on a trip with a bunch of your friends and stop for gas in a creepy station full of creepy old people then turn around and go home. Don't even think about driving to that deserted house or cabin by the lake. 9. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke - it can only lead to further problems. 10. If one of your friends or family have been bitten by a zombie then you can not allow personal emotion to get the better of you... you have to slay them there and then. If you have become bitten then I suggest you put a bullet to your head. 11. Some places you shouldn't really visit today.... Elm Street, Amityville, Camp Crystal Lake, Transylvania, Woodsboro, Deserted town in Texas. 12. Keep the jokes and wisecracks to yourself....you will suffer the most gruesome death otherwise. 13. When it comes down to the inevitable final confrontation with the killer/monster, don't check to see if he is really dead because he won't be. You will have to dismember, burn and completly mutilate the body to have any hope. Failing that you should move out of town and avoid the sequel. FOLLOW THOSE RULES AND THERE IS NO GUARANTEES YOU WILL SURVIVE BUT YOU SHOULD STAND A GOOD CHANCE! If you live in the UK then you can see Friday the 13th parts II, III and IV on Sky Movies tonight from 10pm.