15 Worst Movie Moments Of 2016

6. The Hitler Midget - 31

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31 was another of Rob Zombie’s grimy, seventies throwback movies, where a bunch of whiny, annoying “heroes” are chased by a group of obnoxious, sleazy villains. It’s a pity that movie is such a bore, because the premise held some potential, but it’s just tedious to sit through.

The moment that confirms it’s going to be a slog is when a killer dwarf – dressed as Hitler – arrives to chase the heroes, cursing in Spanish all the way. Sick-Head is like a visual from a Zombie music video, yet the movie acts like viewers should be terrified of him.

Like nearly every other character he’s just annoying, but he sets the tone that 31 will neither be scary, nor camp enough to be fun.

 
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